i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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