Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
