brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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