Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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