no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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