We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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