My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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