You work out of a Hotel?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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