you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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