gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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