You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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