so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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