Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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