is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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