never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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