She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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