I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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