Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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