I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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