Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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