I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
