Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I party with great urgency now.
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