please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I want a musical about memes.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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