We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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