shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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