i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize
