walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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