Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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