I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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