Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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