and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize