I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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