Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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