The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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