**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
This is not my ceiling
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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