**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Randomize
