we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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