Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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