Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Randomize