Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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