He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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