; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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