operation have a gay friend backfired
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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