she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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