He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Randomize
