Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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