I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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