I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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