Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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