She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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