gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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