lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
you made out with another girl for some wings
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
