It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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