I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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