Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
So many bounce houses so little time
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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