Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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