Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
How's work?
Spinning.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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