You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Randomize
